ABSOLUTELY…. i thought i’d take the liberty to complete the venn diagram
Do you think???? Charlie Kelly pays taxes??????
i would argue that charlie is the most likely of the gang to pay taxes. he wrote the troll toll into the nightman cometh which is essentially a form of taxation. in this essay i will
WHERR IS THREST OF TH E ESSAY
Charlie doesn’t have the income to file for taxes, hence he cannot evade paying them.
fun facts about stephenie meyers siblings ft. my escalating levels of distress and concern:
all of her siblings’ names (seth, emily, jacob, paul, and heidi) end up in the twilight saga in one way or another
not all incorporations are made equal
i.e. heidi is a glorified extra who shows up for 2 chapters at the end of the second book whereas jacob is literally the secondary love interest for the entire series
on a scale from jacob to heidi how bad is your relationship with your sister
seth and paul are both werewolves
seth is a sweet, harmless baby brother type in the books and also the name of one of meyer’s sons so im gonna take a leap and say he was steph’s favorite
except for jacob, who got to be the third billing character in the series while everyone else got to be a tertiary character at best
emily gets horribly maimed. so uh. thats fun
on a scale from seth to emily how bad is your relationship with your sister
i cant stop thinking about heidi though like. all of the others have moderate to important roles in the series meanwhile heidi is just some italian chick who eats people and says MAYBE 3 words? she’s like the volturi’s receptionist or something. a fucking receptionist
all of this is just varying degrees of batshit obviously. i cannot imagine my sister writing me as a character in her pulpy vampire romance novel and us ever being on speaking terms again
how do you react to that? how do you have a relationship. how do you roll up to thanksgiving and sit across the table from someone who makes $50 million a year off a YA series where YOU are a speaking character
actually never mind. yeah if my sister made $50 million a year i wouldnt say shit to her about it either
still though
somewhere out there is a man named “jacob meyer” who has never known peace
me: *never chooses names of people i know when i write because i would be so uncomfortable if someone did this with me*
that pink icon motherfucker is a war criminal who will pay for their crimes.
Desperate cries of someone in the Anger stage of accepting they paid some bitch $5000 to eat a crayon,
Anti Gaud vulture is converting devoted followers. I can’t believe this. You’re all on a blocklist and you’ll lose all of your followers because of it.
